Chris, as your wife of…how long have we been married? Two thousand years. As your wife of many years, I have something very serious to tell you. You’d better sit down. I am sitting down. No, you’re sprawled in a beanbag chair. And last time I checked, that only counts as “sitting down” if it’s 1978 and we’re in the back of a Chevy van smoking doobage with Cheech and Chong. Fine. I’ll move to the couch. Okay, ready? I think I have a disease. Fantastic. What is it this tim

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