Photo borrowed from FlickrPity-PartyWoe is me, I feel so lowCrap is cloggin' my airflowBroken glass when I swallowThis p-n-d.* has got to go!Woe is me, I drag around,From room to room I may be foundSwathed in layers, gone to groundFresh hell is this--to be housebound!Woe is me, I can't go outIt might bring on a sneezing boutThis cold came with tons of cloutWho'd second-look at this old trout?Woe is me, I take a pillAnd drink concoctions for my illHot flash followed by big chillNote to self: "cre

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